International Texts Part Dos

As I mentioned in the previous post, I've received the most confusing text messages while my mom has been in Argentina.

Mom: "Jeny how much was deposit From the school hi jen how r u?

I guess she was trying to save text messages by sending 2 messages in one? I also like how she called me Jenny or "Jeny" when she talks about something serious and when it's to see how I am, my name changes to Jen.

Mom: "Ohow its your work? k im good its cold here today h"

I learned that this text message was the easiest to understand. For example, for the rest of the day, I received the following:

Mom @ 10:32am: "Ahwith vin?h good fo u will have lunch wi"
Mom @ 10:34am : "Ok i ll call u or u can doit"

I'm not sure if the end of the 1st text message was accidentally moved to the beginning or she was telling me good for you for having lunch - either scenario could work. I did not respond to the first text message so I'm not quite sure what prompted the 2nd text message or even know what she's talking about. What did she want me to do? I have no idea...

Mom @ 2:00pm: "Hi jen how r u?"
Mom @ 2:08pm: "Jen r u ok!!"

I was given 8 minutes to respond to the first text message. Unfortunately, I was in a meeting at work and couldn't do so - I'm pretty sure the police were called because I, of course, was dead in a ditch.