It's Been A While

I know, it's been a long time since my last post. Unfortunately, I haven't received any good texts lately that would be worthy to have a post all of its own...but it's been a while and I can't leave you hanging!

I'm sure that every one has heard their parent say something that leaves them confused. As I've posted examples before (mainly, the random sentences from the first post - I still have no clue what that was about), here is another example that really left me a little confused:

Mom: "How are you?"
Me: "I'm good how r u?"
Mom: "Very tired i dont know way"
Me: "Me too"
Mom: "Jen take 2 advil and u will be better"
Me: "Why would i take advil? I'm just tired I'll just have more coffee"
Mom: "Ok"

I think I might have to keep an eye on my mom with her Advil. My mom probably thinks I'm crazy that I only drink coffee to wake up.

My mother's laptop broke a couple days ago and was sent out to be fixed, so my mom has been asking me to check her e-mail. When I asked my mom how the monitor broke, she responded with:

Mom: "I don't know how it broke. It was on the chair and then it fell. But it only fell a little!"

I don't know how something falls a little off of a chair. I also don't know why my mom was scared to tell me that she dropped her computer lol.